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on Being Happy…

December 16, 2007

The art of being happy lies in the power of finding happiness in ordinary things…

 Life does not force us to be the best.

It only  asks that we try.

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On Getting Drunk…

10ng UTOS sa Pag-Inom

1.  Huwag MAKULIT habang umiinom,  hindi ka bata.

2. Huwag MATAKAW sa PULUTAN, hindi ito picnic.

3. Huwag patagalin ang baso, may naghihintay.

4.  Huwag inom ng inon, BUMILI ka din.

5. Uminom ng diretso sa TIYAN, 'wag sa ULO.

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In Being Annoyed…

When someone is annoying you, don't get mad.

Just stay cool…

 

Because it takes 246 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to raise your…

 

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Quotable Quote on Love

December 14, 2007

It's really hard to wait for the right person in your life especially when the wrong ones are so yummy and hot! :)

 

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On Failures and Success…

December 13, 2007

What is the secret of success?

Right decisions? How do you make right decisions? Experiences.

How do you get experience? Wrong Decisions.  

 

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A Proverb…

From a wonderful proverb…

If you cannot be grateful for what you have received, then be thankful for what you have been spared.

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In Experiencing…

December 12, 2007

          Repeated experiences have but one aim… to teach what you refuse to  learn.

 

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English Class

Sa English Class, bawal ang magtagalog…

Pedro: Mam, may I go out?

Teacher: Why?

Pedro: Because… Father, Mother, Me…!

Teacher: What?!!

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