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The Smart Saleslady

July 15, 2008

Salesgirl:  Sir, you can’t smoke here.

Customer: ButI bought this cigar from your store.

 Salesgirl: Hello? We also sell condoms but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here. 

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i love this!!! nice one…

Posted by markey at January 16, 2009, 10:07 pm

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