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The Smart Saleslady

July 15, 2008

Salesgirl:  Sir, you can’t smoke here.

Customer: ButI bought this cigar from your store.

 Salesgirl: Hello? We also sell condoms but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here. 


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i love this!!! nice one…

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